The capitalistic solution to lack of affection: Substitute mothers

"Capitalism has been the greatest economic and social invention for the last 3 centuries. Capitalism and its appetite for profit is promoting everyone's welfare and growth. Can you not witness this development on the streets everyday?
And here is the last invention for the market. Do you receive no affection from others? Did you parents never caress you?
Now you can resort to the substitute mother—the ultimate solution for unloved individuals."